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code-red-arthur:

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

 

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains. 

The Fault in Jafar. 

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ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

  • why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
  • now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
  • hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
  • yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

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