May 2013
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I don’t know
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in...
wh1rring:
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
ridiculous-tiger:
i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets
why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD
now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples
hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people
yeah i...
fosterthenoodle:
There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.
Something tumblr has taught me
fefeferi:
infinite-insanityy:
thesuperwalkingdeadangels:
gingeritt:
sargentwaffle:
natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you...
I can be so irrational sometimes D;
April 2013
What if you died and then your parents went... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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