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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:17 +0100

code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: sublimin...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:38:32 +0100

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.

The Fault in Jafar.

themadyhatter: super mega foxy awesome hot

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:45:41 +0100

themadyhatter:

super mega foxy awesome hot

tawffee: ☽Follow Backs If Asked☾

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:13:21 +0100

tawffee:

☽Follow Backs If Asked☾

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Sun, 12 May 2013 00:20:29 +0100

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Fri, 10 May 2013 09:51:03 +0100

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Tue, 07 May 2013 07:58:11 +0100

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

rt-gif: Michael complaining about not finding iron when there...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:13:27 +0100

rt-gif:

Michael complaining about not finding iron when there were literally a wall of iron ore next to him.-[Before and After]

fbdarkangel: I would like to call a friend…

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:12:11 +0100

fbdarkangel:

I would like to call a friend…

wh1rring: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:11:46 +0100

wh1rring:

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

ridiculous-tiger: i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets why can’t i go to the soup...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:11:20 +0100

ridiculous-tiger:

i’m actually a mean republican man when i play neopets

why can’t i go to the soup kitchen just because i have 100,000 neopoints i doNt WANNA BUY FOOD

now you’re sick with the sneezles and you want my hard earned neopoints to pay for your treatments? shouldn’t have gone bobbing for apples

hehehe i’m gonna keep refreshing the giving tree and take food from poor people

yeah i have an offshore neopets account i funnel neopoints through

i’m the mitt romney of neopets

fosterthenoodle: There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:52 +0100

fosterthenoodle:

There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:51:43 +0100

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

moyonimwangu: YES

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:50:47 +0100

moyonimwangu:

YES

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:16:53 +0100

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

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Fri, 03 May 2013 18:28:40 +0100

mychemcalromance: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Fri, 03 May 2013 18:19:19 +0100

mychemcalromance:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

LIFE HACKS

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Thu, 02 May 2013 23:35:10 +0100